Luigi And His Expensive Armani Shoes
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks…
Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks…
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking…
The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now…
A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn…
About 30 minutes go by, and the pharmacist notices that the woman is still standing in aisle 11, looking at the condoms. He decides to go see if she needs…
The police were called to a female gym. The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in…
“Don’t worry,” the policeman said reassuringly, “We’ll track down the suspect right away. Please tell all the ladies to go back to their exercising. There’s nothing to worry about anymore.”…
A biker went to a bar and ordered a drink. As he sat sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. She turned to the biker and…
She said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about women; when I shower, watch…
This guy pulled up to the bar in a brand new Cadillac. He gets out, walks inside, pulls out a rolls of twenties and starts buying everybody drinks. The weird…