The second lady, gazes intently and says, ‘He is not mine either.’ After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says, ‘He’s not even a member of this golf club’. Post navigation The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, “Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.” Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby photographer happened to ring the doorbell, hoping to make a sale. “Good morning, Ma’am”, he said, “I’ve come to…” “Oh, no need to explain,” Mrs. Smith cut in, embarrassed, “I’ve been expecting you.” “Have you really?” said the photographer. “Well, that’s good. Did you know babies are my speciality?” CLICK HERE AND CONTINUE READING >> Dirty Joke – These three ladies got a surprise whilst playing golf
