“I’m waiting for Jeff to come home from work,” the daughter-in-law answered. “But you’re naked!” the mother-in-law exclaimed. “This is my love dress,” the daughter-in-law explained. “Love dress? But you’re…

George wanted to last longer during sex, so he went to see a doctor for advice. The doctor said that masturbating before sex often helps men last longer. The man…

Suddenly, George had a flash of inspiration, and he realized what he should do. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He…

Luigi walks to work 20 blocks everyday and passes a shoe store twice everyday. Each day he stops and looks in the window to admire the Armani leather shoes. He…

Every Friday night the Italian community holds a dance in the church basement. Luigi seizes this opportunity to wear his new Armani leather shoes for the first time. He asks…

A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking…

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the man stated, ‘By check. I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I’ll write it now…

A 67 year old woman walks into a drugstore. There’s a lot of people in the store, and she goes to stand in line. After a while, it’s her turn…

About 30 minutes go by, and the pharmacist notices that the woman is still standing in aisle 11, looking at the condoms. He decides to go see if she needs…

The police were called to a female gym. The female manager ran out to greet the two male officers as they exited their vehicle. “Please, come quickly.” She said in…