The Aussie said: That’s nothing! Last night I massaged my wife, ya’know, all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then…

My wife was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual Soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast,… … wearing only The t-shirt that she normally slept in. As I walked in,…

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all; right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove,…

A woman goes to Italy to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers:…

The woman kept quiet and left. Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: “So, honey, how was the trip?” “Very good, thank you.” “And, what…

Misunderstandings can lead to both awkward and hilarious situations… … and this story has a bit of both! A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an…

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, “I don’t know, Sir. I’m only here to wash your upper body and feet.” He struggles to ask again, “Nurse, please check for me. Are…

Harold is 95 and lives in a Senior Citizen Home. Every night after dinner, Harold goes to a secluded garden behind the Centre to sit and ponder his accomplishments and…

After a short lull in their conversation, Harold turns to Mildred and asks, “Do you know what I miss most of all?” She asks, “What?” “Sex!” he replies. Mildred exclaims,…

A mother-in-law stopped by unexpectedly the recently married couple’s house. She knocks on the door, then immediately walks in. She is shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,…