Three Men Were Standing In Line To Get Into Heaven
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s…
Three Men Were Standing In Line To Get Into Heaven
Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell—but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it…
Young Lady Starts a new Job
and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her, she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little…
Young Lady Starts a new Job
the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models, but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk…
Wife Says Look at Couple
A wife complains to her husband: ” Just look at that couple down the road, Roger, how lovely they are. He keeps holding her hand, CONTINUE READING >>
Wife Says Look at Couple
kissing her, holding the door… for her … Why can’t you do the same?” “Are you mad? I barely know the woman!”
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Years later, they get back together to discuss the gifts they were able to give their elderly mother for her 90th Birthday. The first said, “I built a big house…
These three sons compete over who got their mother the best present
Soon thereafter, Mom sent out her letters of thanks: “Milton,” she wrote the first son, “The house you built is so huge. I live in only one room, but I…
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
On the first night of their honeymoon, the new bride tells her husband, “I have a confession to make. I’m not a virgin. I’ve been with one other guy.” “Oh…
The husband puts the phone down and heads back to bed.
The husband drops the phone and makes love to his wife a second time. When they finish, he goes back to the phone. “What are you doing now?” she asks.…