I was travelling around the orient and found this old oil lamp
“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends. I’m still spending the thing. Works great.” “So for my second wish, I asked for a brand…
“First thing I wished for was this roll of $20’s that never ends. I’m still spending the thing. Works great.” “So for my second wish, I asked for a brand…
Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at a Florida Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and…
Three ladies are chipping up to the fourth hole at a Florida Golf Club when a naked man wearing a paper bag over his head jumps from the trees and…
The second lady, gazes intently and says, ‘He is not mine either.’ After a very considerable inspection, the third lady finally says, ‘He’s not even a member of this golf…
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed…
“Well that’s what my husband and I had hoped. Please come in and have a seat“ After a moment she asked, blushing, “Well, where do we start?” “Leave everything to…
Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, and Patrick had to tell the first one, “Heaven’s…
Of course, he couldn’t stand that for long, so he let go and fell—but even after 25 stories, he fell into the bushes, stunned but okay. I couldn’t stand it…
and leaves. The second customer wanders in. The clerk goes over the options with her, she purchases the black model and is on her way. Her third customer, a little…
the wall?” The clerk gently explains the difference between the white and black models, but the customer is adamant about the big red one. When the customer offers the clerk…