The girl nodded ‘yes’. After all, what did she have to lose?
That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat.
From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit, and they made passionate love until dawn.
Three weeks later, during a routine search, she was discovered by the captain.
“What are you doing here?” the Captain asked.
“I have an arrangement with one of the sailors,” she explained.
“He’s taking me to Europe, and he’s screwing me.”
“He sure is, lady,” said the Captain.
“This is the Staten Island Ferry.”